Total Medals Earned: 90 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,655 Points
Medals Earned: 12/32 (210/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game in enlarged mode
Beat the game in miniature mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/20 (265/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/95 points)
Reach a score of 5 or more.
Die for the first time.
Reach a score of 25 or more.
Reach a score of 100 or more.
Reach a score of 250 or more.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/260 points)
Play for the first time Unblocky
Get 500 points or more in Arcade Mode
Get 1000 points or more in Arcade Mode
Get 500 points or more in Traditional Mode
Get 500 points or more in Zen Mode
Get 1000 points or more in Traditional Mode
Get 1000 points or more in Zen Mode
Get 2500 points or more in Arcade Mode
Get 2500 points or more in Traditional Mode
Get 2500 points or more in Zen Mode
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/490 points)
Die a final time.
Reduce enemy numbers to 400.
Suffer the grasping hand of the underworld.
Kill 9+ with a single attack.
Fall prey to 4 different hazards in a single game.
Reduce enemy numbers to 200.
Reduce enemy numbers to 0?
Accumulate 3000 lifetime kills.
Reduce enemy numbers to 100.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/285 points)
Hold a Wheelie for 5 seconds
Hold a wheelie for 15seconds
hold a wheelie for 30 seconds
hold a wheelie for 90seconds
hold a wheelie for 60seconds
